- If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
- You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice
- When in doubt, mumble
- Never tell your problems to anyone. 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them
- You’re never too old to learn something stupid
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
- Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button
- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate
- Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted
- Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”
- It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose
- If you can’t convince them, confuse them
- Unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes
- No one is listening until you fart
- Only dead fish go with the flow
- The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it
- AWESO__ is incomplete without ME
- Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!
- A hard thing about a business is minding your own
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