Famous Quotes By George Bernard Shaw |
- A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
- A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
- A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
- A little learning is a dangerous thing, but we must take that risk because a little is as much as our biggest heads can hold.
- A man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.
- A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
- A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.
- Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
- All great truths begin as blasphemies.
- All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.
- An index is a great leveller.
- Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
- Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
- Beauty is a short-lived tyranny.
- Beauty is all very well at first sight but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- Beware of false knowledge it is more dangerous than ignorance.
- Capitalism has destroyed our belief in any effective power but that of self interest backed by force.
- Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own.
- Clever and attractive women do not want to vote they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.
- Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
- Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
- Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
- Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
- Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.
- First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
- Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.
- Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
- Hell is full of musical amateurs.
- He's a man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.
- Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.
- I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.
- I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.
- I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
- I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people.
- I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.
- I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
- If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.
- If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
- If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
- If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
- If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
- Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
- In a battle all you need to make you fight is a little hot blood and the knowledge that it's more dangerous to lose than to win.
- It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling. When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
- It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
- It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.
- It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.
- Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.
- Lack of money is the root of all evil.
- Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
- Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire the other is to get it.
- Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
- Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
- Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.
- Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
- Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
- Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.
- Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
- Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.
- Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.
- Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.
- Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles.
- My reputation grows with every failure.
- Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.
- No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
- Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.
- Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
- Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world.
- One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
- Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.
- Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
- Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
- Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.
- Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
- Power does not corrupt men fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
- Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.
- She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.
- Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
- Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.
- The art of government is the organisation of idolatry.
- The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.
- The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.
- The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
- The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.
- The love of economy is the root of all virtue.
- The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and about all time.
- The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.
- The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
- The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
- The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
- The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
- The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
- The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
- The truth is, hardly any of us have ethical energy enough for more than one really inflexible point of honor.
- There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
- There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
- There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
- There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
- Until the men of action clear out the talkers we who have social consciences are at the mercy of those who have none.
- Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die do not outlive yourself.
- We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
- We are the only real aristocracy in the world: the aristocracy of money.
- We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
- We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
- What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?
- What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.
- When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.
- When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.
- Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
- You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.
- You use a glass mirror to see your face you use works of art to see your soul.
- You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
- Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.