Famous Quotes By Mae West

 

1. A hard man is good to find.
2. A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
3. A man's kiss is his signature.
4. A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
5. Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
6. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
7. He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
8. I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
9. I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
10. I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
11. I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
12. I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
13. It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
14. It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
15. Look your best - who said love is blind?
16. Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
17. Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
18. Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
19. Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
20. One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
21. Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
22. Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
23. Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
24. She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
25. Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
26. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
27. Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
28. Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
29. When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
30. When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
31. When women go wrong, men go right after them.